We'll tell you right now. This is the greatest celebrity fitness video of them all. An absolutely fantastic tit fitness session. Is there a sweeter sound effect in the galaxy than the sound of two massive, lovely breasts slapping together? First, Linsey will aerate her lungs with breathing exercises. Watch carefully as her lungs fill with oxygen. (Remember her appearance on the British TV show "Brainiac Science Abuse?") Then calisthenics to warm up her joints. Her stretchy pants get a top rating, by the way. While she warms up her joints, we will warm up our man-joint. Remain calm, there's no cause for alarm. Linsey only asks if she can take off her pants just to be polite. Linsey will get a complete titty workout by the time she's finished. That mini-trampoline is perfect for studying her bounce quotient.
