We'll tell you right now. This is the greatest celebrity fitness video of them all. An absolutely fantastic tit fitness session. Is there a sweeter sound effect in the galaxy than the sound of two massive, lovely breasts slapping together? First, Linsey will aerate her lungs with breathing exercises. Watch carefully as her lungs fill with oxygen. (Remember her appearance on the British TV show "Brainiac Science Abuse?") Then calisthenics to warm up her joints. Her stretchy pants get a top rating, by the way. While she warms up her joints, we will warm up our man-joint. Remain calm, there's no cause for alarm. Linsey only asks if she can take off her pants just to be polite. Linsey will get a complete titty workout by the time she's finished. That mini-trampoline is perfect for studying her bounce quotient.
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Baseball's popularity in England peaked after World War 2, but Linsey's hands wrapped around wood of any sort is enough to get us warmed up in the on-deck circle. Watching her swing for the fences is truly a thing to behold. Hey, any woman with that much hanging out over the plate is going to grab your attention. She always did hit a home run with us. We're not sure why the motorcycle helmet is on the bed--it's tough for us to picture Linsey crotch-rocketing naked along the A1 on a Harley. Then again, maybe we could.
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What's in that huge suitcase Linsey's lugging? You're in luck. Linsey is selling bras and sexy lingerie door-to-door. Please help her out. She needs support, like a good bra provides. Maybe you have a wife, a girlfriend or someone like that you could give a bra to as a gift? But wait. Let Linsey display some, using her own boobs to show the quality and the cut. Linsey is not the kind of person to make a sale just for the money. She takes pride in her products.
"I have a very hard time finding bras that fit," Linsey has told us about her own needs. "I usually have to have them made. I can't just walk into a store and pick something off the shelf. I buy my bras at Rigby & Peller, the most famous bra store in England. They make all of Queen Elizabeth's bras, too." Linsey's goal is to give everyone giant boners with this video and she succeeds...once again.
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When it comes to bikinis, Linsey Dawn McKenzie kills it. She first began her modeling career posing in bikinis. The hard part was finding bikinis that fit her enormous breasts! The rest fell into place.
"When I first started my career I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy," Linsey said. "I was trying to space out my career as much as possible. In the beginning I was doing bikini work, then I moved on to topless only, then I moved on to nude, and we're talking about a year or so gap between all of these. So I went from topless to nude, to magazine set to girl/girl, to boy/girl. So I sort of, if you like, wound up the readers and my fans, teased them a lot and then I popped my cherry."
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This see-through piece of fluff, makes busty princess Linsey look like an angel. We can hear the celestial choir now. This pictorial inspired a bunch of fan artists to try their own renditions at home.
The photo set does have that Vargas and Kevin Taylor style to them. Vargas predated Linsey, of course, but Kevin was commissioned in 2005 by a SCORE super-fan to create a beautiful painting of LDM.
It's total glamour, without total nudity, shot against a white seamless screen with special lighting to give it that pin-up texture.
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"Had a hard day?" asks proud publican Linsey at her most seductive. "Want a harder night?" Welcome to Linsey's Public House or Linsey's Pub, for short. Did you see the impossibly huge brassiere hanging off the sign outside? Well, you've come to the right place, mate. Here you can down a few pints in homey comfort, personally served by its world-famous owner, Linsey Dawn.
Her trademark is wearing the sexy strippers' version of a Bavarian beer maiden's costume with white cotton panties underneath. The girl can't help it. "These outfits get so tight!" Linsey moans. Something's brewing. "Fancy a beer?" LDM asks. "We have plenty of it. Or do you fancy something else? Maybe you're hungry." Looks like a big tab is in your future. Start bending your elbow while Linsey licks beer off her nipple. St. Pauli Girl never did that for you.
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