Today is "Titty Top Tryouts" conducted by your hostess with the mostess, newcomer Desiree Vega. California bikini girl Desiree has quite a collection of tops in all designs, styles and colors to slip over her traffic-stopping torso. This is the next best thing to actually sitting in a store dressing room with her and trying to look casual with a boner.

Desiree is chatty and a real charmer. She's got an engaging personality on-camera and off. She could forecast the weather on morning TV and we'd be hooked.

It was a tough call about selecting a covergirl for October '15 SCORE magazine. Desiree clicked. You can see the cover in the magazine section of eBoobStore.com or on the SCORELAND Blog.

"I live by the beach. I'm a California girl. I'm sure there are other girls who look great in bikinis but I beat them all on the top half."

Does Desiree surf, living by the beach, yelling cowabunga and taking a board out?

"I tried a few times. I tipped over. I fell off. It didn't go too well. But I'm excellent at sunbathing."

And totally superb at stretching out tight tops.

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Newcomer Desiree Vega (covergirl October '15 SCORE magazine) could be the ultimate California bikini beach bunny. In fact, we'll declare that right now. Sandra Star who is also in that edition could be the ultimate German bikini beach bunny. Desiree's plan here is to try on this assortment of colorful, skintight tops over her 36G-cups. You pick the winning top. We have to remain neutral.

Desiree enjoyed this new experience called modeling and is a natural in her pictures and videos, very relaxed and having a good time. Hopefully, there's going to be a bikini tryout in the future, like the one Claudia KeAloha did on-video.

So what's Desiree's game plan?

"A baby! Soon! I'm not getting any younger. I want to get married and have a baby. The picket fence and the big house to go with my big boobs."

Before that happens, and she slips into domestic bliss, Desiree's got to come back and get that hot body on the set for more shoots. We'll leave the light on and the key under the mat.

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"Guys were very into my butt," said newcomer Desiree Vega who is killin' us with that big-boobed, trim body. "They don't notice it anymore. They're pretty focused on my breasts at this point."

In fact, we're fully aware and full of admiration for Desiree's butt too. There's a bunch of hands-off ass shots in this photo shoot plus a through-the-legs shot (19) that's a classic pose in big-bust modeling. The California blonde has a fantastic caboose. "I wear tight stretch pants but not shorts where my ass is hanging out. I wear fitted clothes."

Is Desiree an exhibitionist? Does she get a thrill showing her birthday suit? "Maybe a little bit. I've been to a topless beach in Vegas. Topless spa. Indoors. It was in the Monte Carlo hotel. I don't mind taking my clothes off for cameras."

Holding that wine bottle between her big tits without holding it with her hands (pics 29 & 30) was very impressive. For someone basically new to full-nude modeling, Desiree has got it down. She's a natural at it.

What's Desiree's dating life like?

"I'm not a swinger. Never even tried it. Dating, I'm a one-guy kind of girl. I'm pretty loyal. Once I'm with a guy that's it. As long as it works. I like tons of affection and kissing. I love kissing."

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SCORE took Desiree Vega over to that hot chick playground not far from the SCORE building and gave her the guided tour. We're talkin' South Beach, where the beach, the sun, the restaurants and the nightlife have made the area party central. Desiree checked out famous Ocean Drive, went for cocktails and lunch and the beach. The beach was a must.

Desiree hits the beach and gets down to bikini time. There were sexy girls all over the beach but Desiree had by far the best bikini body in sight. This wasn't Haulover Beach where Daylene Rio went topless so Desiree kept her suit on. Watch her run out of the surf bouncing away! She didn't want to go back home to California but hopefully she'll be back.

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Desiree Vega (October '15 SCORE) holding a wine bottle between her big boobs hands-free is one of the more impressive sights seen at SCORELAND this year and that's saying a mouthful considering all the greatness of the girls here.

Sharing a few glasses of wine with lovely Desiree? Who's not up for that? Slim and stacked is an understatement when describing her crazy-sexy body. "I wear a 36G bra, give or take, depending on who makes it. I buy them from upscale stores. Nordstrom, Bloomingdales," said Desiree. That lingerie she opens the show with is perfect for her.

Is this the kind of "California Girl" The Beach Boys wrote about? As we've noted before, it's rare to see a beach girl with Desiree's kind of rack on either coast. "I love my big boobs. They're feminine and they're big. The bigger the better! I wouldn't mind going bigger. I'm not sure how big yet."

The bigger the better. Words to live by.

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Desiree Vega is a newcomer to SCORELAND. Like many newcomers, Desiree found SCORE. She wasn't a professional model. "I've done a little bit on the side but nothing like this," Desiree said. "Never naked. I've posed topless. I've shown my boobs."

Blogged SCORE mag editor Dave, "I wish they all could be California girls who are built like brick shithouses: Desiree measures 42-28-42."

"I wear a 36G bra, give or take, depending on who makes it," said Desiree. "I buy them from upscale stores. Nordstrom, Bloomingdales. They have G's and F's and H's. The girls at Victoria's Secret were kinda mean to me one time. They told me they couldn't help me because I was too big and I haven't been back since. They don't have bras that fit me."

When Desiree debuted at SCORELAND, the member comments included, "What a body! Incredible boobs and ass! Desiree you're so beautiful," "Please more of Desiree. She is smoking hot" and "God in heaven! Every woman should be built like her!"

They should be but they're not. No one said life is fair.

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