Welcome to Juliana Simms' cleavage kitchen where fun and food come together and usually wind up on her body, topped by whipped cream. Here's a sexy brunette who should have her own cooking show. Today's menu calls for an all-natural fruit salad bursting with goodness.
SCORELAND: Before we photographed you, had you read copies of SCORE magazine or looked at the girls on SCORELAND?
Juliana: No, the first time I know SCORE is from a model scout who saw me.
SCORELAND: What kind of things have guys done to impress you?
Juliana: I once got 501 roses. Very nice!
SCORELAND: What superpower would you like to have for one day?
Juliana: I would like to read the thoughts of men.
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Today is International Fruit Day. Juliana Simms is here on behalf of the melons party to show her support for this great holiday. There are no melons in Juliana's kitchen so she's brought her own melons. You'll marvel again at their size, shape and sweetness as soon as Juliana takes off her apron, tank top and brassiere. Every kitchen should have a Juliana Simms in charge.
SCORELAND: What is the funniest thing a guy ever did to get you to go out with him?
Juliana: He sang right under my window. But it did not help him. I did not go out with him.
SCORELAND: What is the funniest thing that ever happened because of your breasts?
Juliana: The funniest thing is always when I run.
SCORELAND: That we would like to see. When you're trying on a bra, what do you do to test whether it's going to fit right?
Juliana: I see how it fits when I move around and if the straps do not hurt my shoulders. It is hard for me to find proper-sized bras for my boobs. Right now I buy size 80I. That is a European size.
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The definition of "busty goddess," Juliana Simms has the same kind of natural effervescence and bubbly, happy personality as Joana and Maya Milano. They're also remarkably similar in looks. Juliana's even said she would like to meet Maya (and Samantha Lily).
SCORELAND: Juliana, do you have any desire to visit the United States?
Juliana: Very much so, yes.
SCORELAND: Where do you like to travel?
Juliana: I like to travel very much. My dream is to visit the Caribbean islands like Cuba or the Dominican Republic.
SCORELAND: If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
Juliana: Health for my family, no war and to have a green card to live in the USA.
Juliana gives herself a rubbing and a creaming in a do-it-yourself spa treatment. By the time she's finished, her big boobs and perfect cookie are well-coated.
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Voluptuous and lovely Juliana Simms picks a massage table to play on, squirting her statuesque body with white cream and giving herself a rubdown. She sways and jiggles her naturals when she's on the table. A half-hour of just that action wouldn't be enough. It's never enough with someone like Juliana Simms.
SCORELAND: Juliana, do you like to dance? We think you do.
Juliana: Yes, very much. I like to go out with my girlfriends to our favorite clubs and dance. I like R&B music.
SCORELAND: Do you dance when you are playing music at home?
Juliana: Yes. I always dance when playing music.
SCORELAND: Are you called by any nick-names by friends?
Juliana: They call me "Juliana Boobs."
SCORELAND: Do you go to nude beaches or adult resorts?
Juliana: In Spain only.
SCORELAND: What kind of swimsuits do you wear?
Juliana: I prefer bikinis.
SCORELAND: Your massage table video rubs a guy the right way.
Juliana: My pleasure.
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Juliana Simms only has 20 minutes before her next meeting at the office. She'll make the most of that time and you're invited. All work and no play is not Juliana's speed.
SCORE: Juliana, what do you like to do for fun on a free night?
Juliana: I will go with my girlfriends to a club and dance.
SCORE: Do you belong to a fitness center? Do guys try to talk to you when you are there?
Juliana: I go to a gym but always I am very serious about training. Yes, of course, they want to talk to me. That's natural.
SCORE: Do you have any girlfriends with big boobs like yours?
Juliana: No, not like me but they still have boobs.
SCORE: If we were to see you shopping, what would you be wearing?
Juliana: I'd be wearing leggings, an open top and high heels.
SCORE: What position do you sleep in?
Juliana: On my stomach or on my side.
SCORE: What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Juliana: I sleep naked.
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Take a spin in the SCORE-mobile with Juliana Simms in this Bonus video. Our cam is planted firmly on the dashboard, framing Juliana and her low-cut top. Because who gives a damn about the countryside? Our photographer doesn't drive for Uber. He drives for Boober.
"I drive and I always have problems with my seat belt. It's just not comfortable. They don't make comfortable seat belts for girls with big boobs like mine," says Juliana. "I always joke with policemen if I am alongside them in traffic." We're sure the cops enjoy that, Juliana.
After she's dropped off, Juliana tips the Boober driver with a flash of her headlights. That's better than cash.
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