When it comes to swimsuit stars, it's our privilege to photograph the world's greatest busting their bikinis. Valory Irene, Honey Moons, Hitomi, Joana Bliss, Katy Ann, Korina Kova, Maggie Green, Angela White, Minka, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Katie Thornton, Daniella Levy, Karina Hart, Roxi Red, Hitomi, Demmy Blaze, Daria, Alexya, Erin Star, Helen Star, Codi Vore, Kitty Cute and Sha Rizel are the reasons the bikini was invented in 1946 by a Frenchman in Paris.
At poolside, Jenna Valentine is killing a tiny bikini which is little more than a string with some doily-size pieces of cloth. Jenna says she doesn't own bikinis because she can't find any that fit her. And she rarely goes to the beach anyway. That makes us sad. The not-fitting part is the fun part. Seeing Jenna overpower this bikini can overload a boob-man's little gray cells. That makes us happy. But you must love Jenna for more than her huge titties and pretty face and curvaceous rack. You must also love Jenna for being Jenna, which is what we do. As Jenna said, "I would rather have a guy come up to me and tell me I am beautiful or even pretty than for him to tell me that I have big boobs."
After a few minutes of a mixed-topic chat with the director about bikinis, dolphins, her mom's swimming pool, her breast growth spurt (now HH-cups) her tattoos and dating, Jenna peels off the suit and goes for a skinny dip. This is the part when the underwater footage is cut in as she wades in the pool. That frogman training was really worth the tuition fees.
Some sculptor somewhere should create a statue in Jenna's likeness that men could pray to. We promised not to call Jenna's skin "creamy" and we'll stand by that promise. But it should be okay to call Jenna a work of living art.
Things to know about Jenna Valentine who is killing a bikini in this pictorial and video. She deserves her own sit-com on network television, in our opinion.
Favorite movies:
"I love horror movies. I like old-school Universal, so Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Creature From The Black Lagoon. I like the older '80s slasher movies like Freddy Krueger and Jason and Halloween. I love The Evil Dead remake. A lot of new horror movies I'm not into. I love those. I have all of those on DVD. All the black 'n' white ones. I fall asleep a lot to Dracula, the black and white one with Bela Lugosi."
Jenna's television viewing habits:
"I don't really watch a lot of TV because I work a lot, and I like to read, too, so I have to choose if I'm going to read or watch TV, and sometimes I just need a break from the world and want to watch grown-ass women yelling at each other. They have so many problems! I can't watch the Kardashians. They're so boring. I can't get into it. I love when Gordon Ramsay yells at people. I think it's sexy. There's something sexy about him. He spits out food and throws stuff. It's funny.
"I love Toddlers & Tiaras. There's something about child pageants that really makes me happy. I think they're hilarious. I want to steal someone's kid and put them in a tanning booth and enter them in a pageant. I want to compete with crazy pageant moms. I've been watching Naked and Afraid, which is about putting two strangers in a terrible place with crocodiles and bugs and they're naked and they can only bring one item, and it's so funny. They have to be in the middle of nowhere for 21 days with a hatchet and they have to survive. I also watch Boardwalk Empire."
"Growing up, I was always very confident, so I kinda always got attention from guys," said gorgeous Annabelle Rogers. "I've never felt ashamed because of my boobs. They've always made me feel very sexy and empowered and unique. I don't know if there was ever a time when I thought, 'Oh, I've got it.' I always thought I had it. Maybe in high school, if I had to pick a particular time."
We asked Annabelle if she understands the mind of the boob man.
"I love boob guys, that they appreciate boobs. I've come across many different boob fetishes, and it's so much fun, all the things you can do with boobs, but I don't think I'll ever understand the mind of a male. There was one guy who wanted me to keep my bra on and slowly turn from side-to-side for five minutes and do nothing else. There was one guy who wanted me to eat cheese off my boobs, which I'll do any day of the week."
Slow-motion boobs ahead!
Please note: if you are easily put into a trance by bouncing breasts, Annabelle Rogers' incredible pair will knock you out.
Once an au pair, Annabelle found her calling as a foxy model. Beautiful, big-boobed and sexually adventurous, Annabelle has a horny imagination. She loves toys. Here, she plugs her sweet pink pussy with assorted vibrators and dildos.
A TSG staff member spotted Annabelle and got in touch with her. At first, she thought he was a scam artist because she gets lots of "photographers" wanting to meet her.
"People had always told me, 'You should model for SCORELAND.' I mostly do at-home stuff, but once I looked it up, I thought it would be fun. I just never thought I'd actually be doing it."
When a hottie like Alexsis Faye has an achy shoulder and back, she needs to attend to it fast because she's a busy model with a thousand things to do. Call for Mr. Hands, the fastest hands in town. Armed with an oil bottle, Mr. Hands gets to work on Alexsis' shoulders and back and then her big, soft breasts. Relief is only a rub away.
SCORELAND: What kinds of things turn you on?
Alexsis Faye: Dancing. Occasionally touching my lover's feet with my feet under the table at dinner. When I get ready to go out and dress in a nice dress and look in the mirror, thinking how much the guy is gonna love it.
SCORELAND: What's the best part about being Alexsis Faye?
Alexsis Faye: The best part would be that I get things more easily done. Sometimes I get my car washed for free or a gentleman gives me his place in line or even a nice discount at the construction store.
SCORELAND: How would you spend a million dollars?
Alexsis Faye: Well, the best way to spend it is not to spend it at all. So 1% on lingerie because I am addicted to bras and own more than 80. The rest I would invest in real estate.
SCORELAND: Now we know what to get you for Christmas.
